This Hound that Satan is afraid to invite in has made a career out of destruction of my property. Here's a sample of what she destroyed just yesterday, January 21st, 2002:
- A P-trap
- A shrink-wrapped package of hooks
- A package of frozen broccoli
No one can say why she does these things. As you can see, she's really rather cute, and lovable, too. But, we can't let those "good" qualities dissuade us from our quest to expose her for the evil alien force that she is! I'll be keeping a running tally of her evil deeds right on this page. Check back each week when I update this site. You'll never know just what you'll find out about this frightening destructive force!
Buffy is still with us in 2009. Just this morning she got a giant Milk-Bone(tm) shaped container of dog treats down and spilled it on the floor. I found her gorging herself happily in the kitchen while Spike cleaned up the periphery. Dawn didn't even try. It's tough being dog #3, I guess. Buffy is sleeping it off as I write.
The photo, by Tami Cowden, is the original illustration from the page.

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